Tyler’s First Grade Report Card

Tyler is at grade level in all areas. He is well behaved and well like by others. He is a hard worker. He only needs improvement in working quietly at his seat. He talks a lot and is very interested in what others are doing. He needs to take his time with his handwriting and make sure the letters are on the lines.

Somehow, we had a feeling there would be something in there about his talking everyone’s ears off. He is full of ideas and it’s almost like if he can’t get them out, he’ll explode. Today he informed me that he had invented a new numerical unit. You know how they have million, billion, and trillion; thanks to Tyler we now have killion. “This number is so large that by the time you count to it, you’re dead.”

Noted.