“A group of drones could operate in a fully autonomous mode – establishing a position and keeping to a designated route, and also interacting with other robotic complexes.” – RT News
You read that right. Fully Autonomous.
We all remember Apple Computer’s 1984 commercial. It represented Apple’s coming out as a viable alternative to the dull, beige box computer that was foisted on us.
I proffer to you Tesla’s version of that commercial. Filmed by the Freise Brothers, it features a voice from the past describing a future that has arrived.
This is how they celebrated the Chinese New Year in Guangzhou. 540 robots dancing in unison with a squadron of drones hovering overhead in formation.
The circus has left town but that’s not to say the city didn’t get the chance to poke a little fun at the NFL’s self-importance.
I believe the English phrase is, taking the piss.
Taking advantage of all the reports of poor air quality in China, British entrepreneur Leo De Watts is making “thousands of dollars” selling bottles of “naturally occuring, lovingly bottled” air to the Chinese.
Echoing the “bespoke” values of the old country, Aethaer uses traditional materials and packages their product in glass mason jars. This is opposed to their modern, upstart Canadian competition, Vitality Air, who are selling compressed oxygen in aluminum cans.
Be sure to take advantage of Aethaer’s Chinese New Year’s Special.
I was talking to someone about silly use of power and remembered this Reddit post from a couple of years ago. The prompt was, What is the laziest thing you’ve ever done?
I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he’s still half asleep, bleary eyed… basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship, and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face. He’s squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today. It’s painful to watch.
But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known I’m-still-totally-asleep voice, he says “heeeey. It’s OPS. Could you… shift our barpat… yeah, one six five. Thanks.” And puts the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.
And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off the zombie’s face and onto the wall behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I’ve just witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to adjust the ship’s back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees, he’s changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face. He’s literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.
He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I’m terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he’s not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin, before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.
– posted on Reddit
We all remember the biggest stories of 2015, El Chapo’s escape, Ronda Rousey’s KO, and who can forget The Dress? In the spirit of discovery, we at SmartNews would like to highlight the stories that you might have missed. Following on the hidden gems theme, I took a look at each of the SmartNews categories and looked for the outliers. My somewhat unscientific methodology looked for stories from sources that would not normally appear in the category but were picked up and featured based on a topic analysis, hopefully introducing a source to a new audience that would not normally be exposed to that publication.
GQ describes itself as a men’s fashion and style magazine. When Marshall Sella tests the Bitcoin waters, SmartNews puts his piece in front of the Business readers. Marshall describes his time with Charlie Shrem, an early Bitcoin entrepreneur (bitrepreneur?) whose LinkedIn profile now shows him cooling his heels at Lewisburg Federal Prison.
It’s not often that Scientific American shows up in the Entertainment section. Cindi May’s The Problem with Female Superheroes took a look at how characters such as Storm and Dazzler in the recent X-Men films may be adversely affecting the young audiences who watch them. “Saving the world in spiked heels” may not be giving young girls a realistic expectation of their abilities. We hope the upcoming Dawn of Justice does a better job.
We all cringed when we saw the video of the 12-year-old boy who tripped and punched a hole in the 350-year-old painting valued at $1.5 million. Oliver Holms of The Guardian covers the restoration effort (thankfully it was insured) and points to other mishaps such as when a pair of Qing dynasty Chinese vases and a Picasso did not fare as well. SmartNews placed this one in the Lifestyle section which is where our Art & Culture are featured.
“I thought it was a CIA surveillance device,” said Brett McBay in Modesto, California after instructing his son to shoot his neighbor’s drone from out of the sky with a 12-gauge shotgun. Cyrus Farivar at Ars Technica brought up a number of issues including the right to privacy (the skies around your home) and the respect for private property, (Eric Joe’s homemade hexacopter drone), and of course the right to fire off buckshot into the sky. SmartNews to placed this story into the US category where much of our gun violence stories have been running. Inquiring minds want to know if this Brett McBay of Modesto is the same Brett McBay whose twitter profile states he is the District Representative for a California State Assemblymember.
SB Nation covers sports and, yes, there is a basketball in this bit but it’s used to explain the Magnus Effect from physics and, for that reason, this article showed up in Science.
The Nation likes to dig (and sometimes poke) which usually lands them in the US section for political coverage. Back in May, Dave Zirin asked why mainstream sports sites were not covering the case of NBA player Thabo Sefolosha, who was tackled by NYPD outside a nightclub, injured, and subsequently missed the playoffs with his team. This story introduced Sports readers to The Nation style of media inquiry. Seven months later ESPN published an in-depth investigative piece on this same story.
Finally, in Technology, there’s this fun piece blowing the cover on arcade claw machines. Did you know that they were rigged? Phil Edwards at Vox posts PDFs from the operator manuals to prove his point and caused great consternation in the gaming industry.
We hope you had a great 2015 and learned something new. Stay curious and see you in 2016.