Category: TWTW

The 71-year old president of Portugal swam out to rescue two women in trouble when their kayak capsized off a beach in the Algarve. Local authorities in the Florida Keys approved a plan to release 750 million genetically modified mosquitoes to prevent the spread of dengue fever and other diseases. Fans of a 2004 video…

Three men stranded at a remote island in the Pacific were rescued by the oldest form of communication, an SOS message drawn in the sand. A cat was taken into custody at a high-security Sri Lankan prison for smuggling drugs to inmates (two grams of heroin, SIM cards and a memory chip in a plastic…

A man’s Roomba was a bit too helpful when it cheerfully tried to clean up after the dog while he was out and spread dog shit all over his house. Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas, famous for his refusal to wear a mask, tested positive for the ‘rona during a pre-flight screening for a campaign…

“The film … is a good one. And you don’t have to be so screwed up and cause such a horror for the whole country – you can watch it without that,” said the Ukrainian interior minister after President Zelenskiy (the former comedian) agreed to recommend a niche Joaquin Phoenix film on Facebook in return for…

While a shocking number of Americans can’t be bothered to wear a mask, this Indian businessman threw down $4000 his own custom gold mask. A Japanese robotics company turned its attention to the mask problem and made one that does more than just save lives. The charmingly named Donut Robotics invented an internet-enabled mask that…

Nearly $5.5M worth of counterfeit pajamas were confiscated at Port of Los Angeles. Nudists are debating if wearing a face mask makes you no longer a true nudist. Billionaire Kanye West’s company was awarded a multimillion-dollar coronavirus stimulus grant so they can continue to make shoes like this. Ringo Starr celebrated his 80th birthday and…

Jumbo Jet sunset, pitchfork protestors, and the robot actor.

Milton Glaser, the designer of the I ♥  NY logo and founder of New York Magazine died this week. We all know now that alt-TikTok duped the Trump campaign into thinking they were going to need an overflow stage in Tulsa. What’s even cooler is that the TikTok army took their inspiration from a 51-year…

The jokers at MSCHF are at it again with some kicks that will allow you to walk on holy water. While it’s still up, here’s a link to their crazy promo page. Ford is bringing the Bronco back and will debut the new model on the July 9th, the birthday of one of its more…