Scientists at the International Bureau of Weights and Measures voted to redefine the kilogram.
Hasbro updated its Monopoly board game with a Millennial Edition in which players collect life experiences instead of real estate, “because you can’t afford it anyway.”
The world of Professional Darts erupted in controversy when two players accused each other of farting onstage to distract their opponent. “It definitely came from table-side and it was eggs, rotten eggs, but not from me,” said one of the players.
A German teenager lost his license for excessive speeding just 49 minutes after earning it.
A Louisiana couple discovered some old lottery tickets while tidying up for Thanksgiving and discovered that one of them was worth $1.8 million. The ticket was due to expire within two weeks.
The latest broadside in the on-going trade war with China was lobbed by the Trump administration, to protect rubber bands.
A missionary kayaked to a remote island in the Indian Ocean to bring, “the kingdom of Jesus” to one of the last tribes on earth untouched by civilization. He brought with him a football, a gift from his home state of Alabama, and was shot dead on the beach in a hail of arrows.
Archeologists translated a Mesopotamian clay tablet from almost 4,000 years ago and discovered that it was a letter of complaint.